1. Use your tongue
Anonymous said: What would you consider to be a nice date?
Honestly, dates make me uncomfortable. I’d be much happier just bonding over a good movie and a cozy blanket. Cuddles/butt touches are cool too.
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
middnyte said: hey, you're a beautiful woman. I hope you slept well and your morning or afternoon is going well for you.
I did sleep pretty good last night actually! Thank you sir for your kind words.
Hey guise, I’m bored so here’s my butt.
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while